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This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  452 of 549

Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  453 of 549

Thousands of days of civilians ... have produced a ... feeling for the
aesthetic modules --
 
Freebsd Zippy:  454 of 549

Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER
before his MAKEOVER!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  455 of 549

Toes, knees, NIPPLES.  Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  456 of 549

TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  457 of 549

Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  458 of 549

Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  459 of 549

UH-OH!!  I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
mistake!!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  460 of 549

UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.
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