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Freebsd Zippy:  461 of 549

Uh-oh!!  I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
 
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UH-OH!!  We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
 
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Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  464 of 549

VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  465 of 549

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  466 of 549

Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat
Junction??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  467 of 549

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  468 of 549

We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot
tub ...
 
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We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --
 
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We just joined the civil hair patrol!
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