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Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
 
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Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?
 
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Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  504 of 549

With YOU, I can be MYSELF ...  We don't NEED Dan Rather ...
 
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World War III?  No thanks!
 
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World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced
dress code!
 
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Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let's interview it!
 
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Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!
 
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Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
MAIDEN concert?
 
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You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
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