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Yow!  I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel
mill!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  532 of 549

Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!
 
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Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
 
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Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  535 of 549

Yow!  It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  536 of 549

Yow!  It's some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  537 of 549

Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
 
Freebsd Zippy:  538 of 549

Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING
BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
 
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Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!
 
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Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
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