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Freebsd Zippy:  81 of 549

FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
 
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Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty
dining room.
 
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First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ...  So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
 
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FOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
 
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for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
 
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Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
 
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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
 
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FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
 
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Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!
 
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Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
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