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Freebsd Zippy:  91 of 549

Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  92 of 549

Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  93 of 549

GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  94 of 549

HAIR TONICS, please!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  95 of 549

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  96 of 549

Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for
today!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  97 of 549

Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  98 of 549

Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it's
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  99 of 549

... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
 
Freebsd Zippy:  100 of 549

He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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