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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
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I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
-- Bart Simpson
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I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain
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I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley
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I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
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I have a very strange feeling about this...
-- Luke Skywalker
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"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
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I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge