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Linux Art:  385 of 460

This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
                -- Found on a door in the MSU music building
 
Linux Art:  386 of 460

This is Jim Rockford.
At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds.  Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and
his bail is forfeit.  That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.
Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you...  Is this a machine?  I don't
talk to machines!  [Click]
                -- "The Rockford Files"
 
Linux Art:  387 of 460

This is the LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury!
 
Linux Art:  388 of 460

This is the Baron.  Angel Martin tells me you buy information.  Ok,
meet me at one a.m. behind the bus depot, bring five-hundred dollars
and come alone.  I'm serious!
                -- "The Rockford Files"
 
Linux Art:  389 of 460

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Art:  390 of 460

This unit... must... survive.
 
Linux Art:  391 of 460

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.  This was terrible
with raisins in it.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Linux Art:  392 of 460

        Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, wanted to do the jousting scene
from Don Quixote for a local TV show.  "I'll play the title role," proposed
Tom.  "Fred can portray Sancho Panza, and Cecil B. De Mille."
 
Linux Art:  393 of 460

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
                -- Trollope
 
Linux Art:  394 of 460

To be is to do.
                -- I. Kant
To do is to be.
                -- A. Sartre
Do be a Do Bee!
                -- Miss Connie, Romper Room
Do be do be do!
                -- F. Sinatra
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
                -- F. Flintstone
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