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Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on
our heads tomorrow.  But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
                -- Adventures of Asterix
 
Linux Art:  93 of 460

George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
        "Bring a friend, if you have one."

Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement.  He also attached the following:
        "Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
 
Linux Art:  94 of 460

Go ahead... make my day.
                -- Dirty Harry
 
Linux Art:  95 of 460

God help the troubadour who tries to be a star.  The more that you try
to find success, the more that you will fail.
                -- Phil Ochs, on the Second System Effect
 
Linux Art:  96 of 460

God is really only another artist.  He invented the giraffe, the elephant
and the cat.  He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
                -- Pablo Picasso
 
Linux Art:  97 of 460

God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
 
Linux Art:  98 of 460

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
 
Linux Art:  99 of 460

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Linux Art:  100 of 460

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):

On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
 
Linux Art:  101 of 460

Grig (the navigator):
        ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
        armada.
Alex (the gunner):
        What?!?
Grig:   I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
        overwhelming odds.
Alex:   It'll be a slaughter!
Grig:   That's the spirit!
                -- The Last Starfighter
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