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Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold!
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Linux Art:  66 of 460

Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet?  At one point he definitely states:

        "Natasha!  First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."

                -- ihuxw!tommyo
 
Linux Art:  67 of 460

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
 
Linux Art:  68 of 460

Don't everyone thank me at once!
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  69 of 460

Dustin Farnum:  Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of it!
                -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
 
Linux Art:  70 of 460

Dying is easy.  Comedy is difficult.
                -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
 
Linux Art:  71 of 460

E.T. GO HOME!!!  (And take your Smurfs with you.)
 
Linux Art:  72 of 460

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Linux Art:  73 of 460

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
                -- Bullwinkle Moose
 
Linux Art:  74 of 460

Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.
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