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"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
 
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I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
                -- Malcolm Muggeridge
 
Linux Art:  129 of 460

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY!
                -- from "Cerebus" #82
 
Linux Art:  130 of 460

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
 
Linux Art:  131 of 460

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.
 
Linux Art:  132 of 460

I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
                -- Lucy Van Pelt
 
Linux Art:  133 of 460

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
                -- G. B. Shaw
 
Linux Art:  134 of 460

I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind
of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances
being in widespread use.  Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms
of talent, on who could make an album, so we made one, and it sounds like
a group of people who have been given powerful but unfamiliar instruments
as a therapy for a degenerative nerve disease.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
 
Linux Art:  135 of 460

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the
reader.  But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if
I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out.
                -- Stephen King
 
Linux Art:  136 of 460

I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the
morning.  A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for
the train to come in, he said to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Cooke, I don't want to
invade your privacy, but I have a bet with a friend of mine.  Who composed
the opening theme music of 'Omnibus'?  My friend said Virgil Thomson."  I
asked him, "What do you say?" He replied, "I say Aaron Copeland." I said,
"You're right."  The porter said,  "I knew Thomson doesn't write counterpoint
that way."  I told that to a network president, and he was deeply unimpressed.
                -- Alistair Cooke
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