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Linux Art:  141 of 460

I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookie win.
                -- C3P0
 
Linux Art:  142 of 460

        "I suppose you expect me to talk."
        "No, Mr. Bond.  I expect you to die."
                -- Goldfinger
 
Linux Art:  143 of 460

I think we're in trouble.
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  144 of 460

I think...  I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
                -- Escher
 
Linux Art:  145 of 460

I truly wish I could be a great surgeon or philosopher or author or anything
constructive, but in all honesty I'd rather turn up my amplifier full blast
and drown myself in the noise.
                -- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murderer"
 
Linux Art:  146 of 460

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.
                -- Elvis Costello
 
Linux Art:  147 of 460

I was working on a case.  It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk.  Then I saw her.  This tall blond lady.  She must have been tall
because I was on the third floor.  She rolled her deep blue eyes towards
me.  I picked them up and rolled them back.  We kissed.  She screamed.  I
took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again.
 
Linux Art:  148 of 460

I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
 
Linux Art:  149 of 460

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it.  If
people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it.  It's the truth.
                -- Charlie Chaplin
 
Linux Art:  150 of 460

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours.  Great song.
                -- Fred Reuss
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