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Linux Art:  161 of 460

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
                -- Paul Beatty
 
Linux Art:  162 of 460

If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner,
and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops,
not just because you fear she might be crazy.  If she tells her tale on
camera, you might listen.  Watching strangers on television , even
responding to them from a studio audience, we're disengaged -- voyeurs
collaborating with exhibitionists in rituals of sham community.  Never
have so many known so much about people for whom they cared so little.
                -- Wendy Kaminer commenting on testimonial television
                   in "I'm Dysfunctional, You're Dysfunctional".
 
Linux Art:  163 of 460

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon
fall into disuse.
                -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837
 
Linux Art:  164 of 460

If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
 
Linux Art:  165 of 460

If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
 
Linux Art:  166 of 460

If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
 
Linux Art:  167 of 460

If I had any humility I would be perfect.
                -- Ted Turner
 
Linux Art:  168 of 460

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from
a laboratory jar at Harvard.
                -- Frank Sinatra

AS USUAL, YOUR INFORMATION STINKS.
                -- Frank Sinatra, telegram to "Time" magazine
 
Linux Art:  169 of 460

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
                -- Bob Hope
 
Linux Art:  170 of 460

If it ain't baroque, don't phiques it.
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