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Linux Art:  181 of 460

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy.  It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems.
                -- Shelley Winters
 
Linux Art:  182 of 460

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.
                -- Rex Reed
 
Linux Art:  183 of 460

In just seven days, I can make you a man!
                -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
Linux Art:  184 of 460

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
                -- Nancy Banks Smith
 
Linux Art:  185 of 460

In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.
 
Linux Art:  186 of 460

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
 
Linux Art:  187 of 460

In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains.  As night falls the
wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle.  After
everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the
camp.
        After several hours of quiet, they hear war drums starting from
a nearby Indian village they had passed during the day.  The drums get
louder and louder.
        Finally one soldier turns to the other and says, "I don't like
the sound of those drums."
        Suddenly, they hear a cry come from the Indian camp:  "IT'S
NOT OUR REGULAR DRUMMER."
 
Linux Art:  188 of 460

It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.  The clown came
out to inform the public.  They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder.  So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.
 
Linux Art:  189 of 460

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
dead for two years.
                -- Tom Lehrer
 
Linux Art:  190 of 460

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
                -- Rod Serling
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