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Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training.
And there's no reason for it.  So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy
for twelve years?  I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress
I can.  Why doesn't anyone send me the scripts that Faye Dunaway gets?
                -- Farrah Fawcett-Majors
 
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Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator
of sociopathic tendencies.
                -- Zoso
 
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the
Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
 
Linux Art:  284 of 460

Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
 
Linux Art:  285 of 460

Rascal, am I?  Take THAT!
                -- Errol Flynn
 
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Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
his death.  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
"Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol."  Over at the
microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers.  So Stevie
Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow!  I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
"'Close to You'.  Hit it, boys!"
                -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller
 
Linux Art:  287 of 460

Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our
extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.
                -- John Hunt, British editor, scholar and art critic
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
 
Linux Art:  288 of 460

"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
                -- Dave Barry
 
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Satire is tragedy plus time.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
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Satire is what closes in New Haven.
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