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But you shall not escape my iambics.
                -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
 
Linux Art:  62 of 460

Can't act.  Slightly bald.  Also dances.
                -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
 
Linux Art:  63 of 460

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
                -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
 
Linux Art:  64 of 460

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
 
Linux Art:  65 of 460

Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold!
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Linux Art:  66 of 460

Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet?  At one point he definitely states:

        "Natasha!  First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."

                -- ihuxw!tommyo
 
Linux Art:  67 of 460

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
 
Linux Art:  68 of 460

Don't everyone thank me at once!
                -- Han Solo
 
Linux Art:  69 of 460

Dustin Farnum:  Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of it!
                -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
 
Linux Art:  70 of 460

Dying is easy.  Comedy is difficult.
                -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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