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Linux Computers:  1001 of 1023

You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
 
Linux Computers:  1002 of 1023

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
 
Linux Computers:  1003 of 1023

You might have mail.
 
Linux Computers:  1004 of 1023

You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
 
Linux Computers:  1005 of 1023

You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
 
Linux Computers:  1006 of 1023

You will have a head crash on your private pack.
 
Linux Computers:  1007 of 1023

You will have many recoverable tape errors.
 
Linux Computers:  1008 of 1023

You will lose an important disk file.
 
Linux Computers:  1009 of 1023

You will lose an important tape file.
 
Linux Computers:  1010 of 1023

You're already carrying the sphere!
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