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Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
 
Linux Computers:  152 of 1023

But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
                -- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
 
Linux Computers:  153 of 1023

But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad
place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge.
Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge?  What
is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not
enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around?
Have I explained yet about the bytes?
 
Linux Computers:  154 of 1023

"But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"
 
Linux Computers:  155 of 1023

By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
                -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April
                   Fool's column.
 
Linux Computers:  156 of 1023

BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
 
Linux Computers:  157 of 1023

Byte your tongue.
 
Linux Computers:  158 of 1023

C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
        PLEASE!!!!
 
Linux Computers:  159 of 1023

C for yourself.
 
Linux Computers:  160 of 1023

C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.  C++ makes that
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
                -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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