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Disks travel in packs.
 
Linux Computers:  222 of 1023

Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics,
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
 
Linux Computers:  223 of 1023

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
 
Linux Computers:  224 of 1023

Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to make
it complex and wonderful.
 
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Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.
 
Linux Computers:  226 of 1023

Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
 
Linux Computers:  227 of 1023

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If you managed to read all three questions without wondering why we asked
them, you may have a future as a computer programmer.
 
Linux Computers:  228 of 1023

Do you suffer painful elimination?
                -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
                -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
                -- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
                -- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
 
Linux Computers:  229 of 1023

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
                -- Dick Brandon
 
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Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
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