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Linux Computers:  441 of 1023

It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.
 
Linux Computers:  442 of 1023

It's multiple choice time...

        What is FORTRAN?

        a: Between thre and fiv tran.
        b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
        c: Ridiculous.
 
Linux Computers:  443 of 1023

"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
                -- Cal Keegan
 
Linux Computers:  444 of 1023

It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
 
Linux Computers:  445 of 1023

... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth.  And he that was dead came forth...
                -- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
 
Linux Computers:  446 of 1023

Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
                -- Bill Joy 6/21/85
 
Linux Computers:  447 of 1023

Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get
a prompt, type like hell.
 
Linux Computers:  448 of 1023

Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
                -- D. Gries
 
Linux Computers:  449 of 1023

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
 
Linux Computers:  450 of 1023

Know Thy User.
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