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Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both
holding bags of popcorn.  We were both holding bottles of juice.  But only
*__he* had a lollipop.
        He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"
        Her reply: "He can have a lollipop any time he wants to.  That's
what it means to be a programmer."
 
Linux Computers:  562 of 1023

Our informal mission is to improve the love life of operators worldwide.
                -- Peter Behrendt, president of Exabyte
 
Linux Computers:  563 of 1023

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
        In kernel as it is in user!
 
Linux Computers:  564 of 1023

Over the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the
programming task.
 
Linux Computers:  565 of 1023

Overall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two
complementary directions:  to reduce the number of software errors through
rigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the remaining
errors by providing for recovery from them.  An interesting footnote to this
design is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be the
result of two program errors:  the first, in the program that started the
problem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the
system.
                -- A.L. Scherr, "Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage
                   Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and
                   Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal, Vol. 12, No. 4.
 
Linux Computers:  566 of 1023

Overconfidence breeds error when we take for granted that the game will
continue on its normal course; when we fail to provide for an unusually
powerful resource -- a check, a sacrifice, a stalemate.  Afterwards the
victim may wail, `But who could have dreamt of such an idiotic-looking move?'
                -- Fred Reinfeld, "The Complete Chess Course"
 
Linux Computers:  567 of 1023

Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
 
Linux Computers:  568 of 1023

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
 
Linux Computers:  569 of 1023

panic: can't find /
 
Linux Computers:  570 of 1023

panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped               (only kidding)
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