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Fortune: 611 - 620 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  611 of 1023

Real programmers don't write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in
BASIC after reaching puberty.
 
Linux Computers:  612 of 1023

Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies.  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.
 
Linux Computers:  613 of 1023

Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can't
decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
 
Linux Computers:  614 of 1023

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
 
Linux Computers:  615 of 1023

Real programs don't eat cache.
 
Linux Computers:  616 of 1023

Real Programs don't use shared text.  Otherwise, how can they use functions
for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
 
Linux Computers:  617 of 1023

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a
computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package.
 
Linux Computers:  618 of 1023

Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
systems could be virtual at *all* levels.  They would like personal
computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
Correctness Verification Aid packages.
 
Linux Computers:  619 of 1023

Real software engineers work from 9 to 5, because that is the way the job is
described in the formal spec.  Working late would feel like using an
undocumented external procedure.
 
Linux Computers:  620 of 1023

Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never
afraid to break your face.
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