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Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
 
Linux Computers:  622 of 1023

Real Users hate Real Programmers.
 
Linux Computers:  623 of 1023

Real Users know your home telephone number.
 
Linux Computers:  624 of 1023

Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
 
Linux Computers:  625 of 1023

Real Users never use the Help key.
 
Linux Computers:  626 of 1023

Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.
 
Linux Computers:  627 of 1023

Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
 
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Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
 
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
                -- Mt.
 
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