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Now look what you've gone and done!  You've broken it!
 
Linux Computers:  652 of 1023

Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...
 
Linux Computers:  653 of 1023

So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality
all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
tomorrow, why, it already happened.  You see, it's just a little universal
recursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of
the instant.  So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment
and cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of
eternity, the anti-time.  So go to sleep...
 
Linux Computers:  654 of 1023

Software production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run
like a staff function.
                -- Paul Licker
 
Linux Computers:  655 of 1023

Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
                -- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
        [Pot. Kettle. Black.]
 
Linux Computers:  656 of 1023

Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is.
The answer is: I don't know.
Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?
 
Linux Computers:  657 of 1023

Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you
only have to climb it once.
 
Linux Computers:  658 of 1023

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Linux Computers:  659 of 1023

Somebody's terminal is dropping bits.  I found a pile of them over in the
corner.
 
Linux Computers:  660 of 1023

        Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void.  Waiting
alone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion.  It is
the source of all programs.  I do not know its name, so I will call it the
Tao of Programming.
        If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.  If the
operating system is great, then the compiler is great.  If the compiler is
greater, then the applications is great.  The user is pleased and there is
harmony in the world.
        The Tao of Programming flows far away and returns on the wind of
morning.
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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