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Linux Computers:  671 of 1023

Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the same
rate as computers and over the same period:  how much cheaper and more
efficient would the current models be?  If you have not already heard the
analogy, the answer is shattering.  Today you would be able to buy a
Rolls-Royce for $2.75, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and
it would deliver enough power to drive the Queen Elizabeth II.  And if you
were interested in miniaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on
a pinhead.
                -- Christopher Evans
 
Linux Computers:  672 of 1023

Swap read error.  You lose your mind.
 
Linux Computers:  673 of 1023

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Linux Computers:  674 of 1023

System checkpoint complete.
 
Linux Computers:  675 of 1023

System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
 
Linux Computers:  676 of 1023

System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
 
Linux Computers:  677 of 1023

System going down in 5 minutes.
 
Linux Computers:  678 of 1023

System restarting, wait...
 
Linux Computers:  679 of 1023

    *** System shutdown message from root ***

System going down in 60 seconds


 
Linux Computers:  680 of 1023

Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
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