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Linux Computers:  681 of 1023

Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
                -- R.S. Barton
 
Linux Computers:  682 of 1023

Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their absence.
                -- Dijkstra
 
Linux Computers:  683 of 1023

TeX is potentially the most significant invention in typesetting in this
century.  It introduces a standard language for computer typography, and in
terms of importance could rank near the introduction of the Gutenberg press.
                -- Gordon Bell
 
Linux Computers:  684 of 1023

"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
                -- J. Finnegan, USC.
 
Linux Computers:  685 of 1023

That does not compute.
 
Linux Computers:  686 of 1023

... that the notions of "hardware", and "software" should be extended by
the notion of LIVEWARE - being that which produces software for use on
hardware.  This produces an obvious extension to the concept of MONITORS.
A liveware monitor is a person dedicated to the task of ensuring that the
liveware does not interfere with the real-time processes, invoking the
REAL-TIME EXECUTIONER to delete liveware that adversely affects ...
                -- Linden and Wihelminalaan
 
Linux Computers:  687 of 1023

        "That's right; the upper-case shift works fine on the screen, but
they're not coming out on the damn printer...  Hold?  Sure, I'll hold."
                -- e.e. cummings last service call
 
Linux Computers:  688 of 1023

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers.  What they
really hate is lousy programmers.
                -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"
 
Linux Computers:  689 of 1023

The "cutting edge" is getting rather dull.
                -- Andy Purshottam
 
Linux Computers:  690 of 1023

The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.
                -- R.B. Greenberg [referring to PDPs?]
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