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Linux Computers:  705 of 1023

The computer is to the information industry roughly what the
central power station is to the electrical industry.
                -- Peter Drucker
 
Linux Computers:  706 of 1023

"The Computer made me do it."
 
Linux Computers:  707 of 1023

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
                -- Alan Perlis
 
Linux Computers:  708 of 1023

The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems
and solutions we can imagine is very close.  For this reason restricting
language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best
dangerous.
                -- Bjarne Stroustrup
 
Linux Computers:  709 of 1023

The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of
us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching
Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
 
Linux Computers:  710 of 1023

The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
 
Linux Computers:  711 of 1023

The difference between art and science is that science is what we
understand well enough to explain to a computer.  Art is everything else.
                -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"
 
Linux Computers:  712 of 1023

The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
 
Linux Computers:  713 of 1023

"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute' -- I forget which."
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Linux Computers:  714 of 1023

        The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES

SPECIES:        Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES:     The Hacker (homo computatis)
Courtship & Mating:
        Due to extreme deprivation, HOMO COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual
        state of sexual readiness.  Courtship behavior alternates between
        awkward shyness and abrupt advances.  When he finally mates, he
        chooses a female engineer with an unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and
        a complete collection of Campbell's soup-can recipes.
Track:
        Trash cans full of pale green and white perforated paper and old
        copies of the Allen-Bradley catalog.
Comments:
        Extremely fond of bad puns and jokes that need long explanations.
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