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Fortune: 794 - 803 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  794 of 1023

The world is not octal despite DEC.
 
Linux Computers:  795 of 1023

The world will end in 5 minutes.  Please log out.
 
Linux Computers:  796 of 1023

The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
 
Linux Computers:  797 of 1023

THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
 
Linux Computers:  798 of 1023

... there are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.  These guys
have a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants
or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex
layers that are going to be agreed upon.
                -- Craig Burton of Novell, Network World
 
Linux Computers:  799 of 1023

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
 
Linux Computers:  800 of 1023

There are new messages.
 
Linux Computers:  801 of 1023

There are no games on this system.
 
Linux Computers:  802 of 1023

There are running jobs.  Why don't you go chase them?
 
Linux Computers:  803 of 1023

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
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