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Fortune: 831 - 840 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  831 of 1023

This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like.
                -- Forbes Burkowski, CS 454, University of Washington
 
Linux Computers:  832 of 1023

This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland
student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.

        One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use
        Unix, a recently developed program which translates from one
        computer language to another and has a built-in editing system
        which identifies errors in the original program.
 
Linux Computers:  833 of 1023

This screen intentionally left blank.
 
Linux Computers:  834 of 1023

This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
 
Linux Computers:  835 of 1023

* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
 
Linux Computers:  836 of 1023

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
                -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
                   Literacy for the 1990's.
 
Linux Computers:  837 of 1023

Those who can't write, write manuals.
 
Linux Computers:  838 of 1023

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
                -- Henry Spencer
 
Linux Computers:  839 of 1023

Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
 
Linux Computers:  840 of 1023

Thus spake the master programmer:
        "A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program
is its own hell."
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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