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Linux Computers:  861 of 1023

Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
 
Linux Computers:  862 of 1023

Tomorrow's computers some time next month.
                -- DEC
 
Linux Computers:  863 of 1023

Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for
anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations
in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software."
                -- Instrument News
                [Once is too often.  Ed.]
 
Linux Computers:  864 of 1023

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

        (10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
         (9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
         (8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
             #pragma is for.
         (7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
             hard to write.
         (6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
         (5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
             here?
         (4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
         (3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
             sucker.
         (2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
         (1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
 
Linux Computers:  865 of 1023

TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
 
Linux Computers:  866 of 1023

Trap full -- please empty.
 
Linux Computers:  867 of 1023

Truly simple systems... require infinite testing.
                -- Norman Augustine
 
Linux Computers:  868 of 1023

Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
 
Linux Computers:  869 of 1023

try again
 
Linux Computers:  870 of 1023

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done, is
it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four
tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
                -- Amrom Katz
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