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Linux Computers:  881 of 1023

Unix Express:
All passenger bring a piece of the aeroplane and a box of tools with them to
the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind
of plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, the
passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, but give
them all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations.
All passengers believe they got there.
 
Linux Computers:  882 of 1023

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple
of more feet, just to be sure.
                -- Eric Allman

... We make rope.
                -- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
 
Linux Computers:  883 of 1023

Unix is a lot more complicated (than CP/M) of course -- the typical Unix
hacker can never remember what the PRINT command is called this week --
but when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game.
People don't do serious work on Unix systems; they send jokes around the
world on USENET or write adventure games and research papers.
                -- E. Post
                "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal", Datamation, 7/83
 
Linux Computers:  884 of 1023

Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories.
                -- Donn Seeley
 
Linux Computers:  885 of 1023

* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
 
Linux Computers:  886 of 1023

UNIX is hot.  It's more than hot.  It's steaming.  It's quicksilver
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
                -- Michael Jay Tucker
 
Linux Computers:  887 of 1023

UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.
 
Linux Computers:  888 of 1023

Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
                -- Berry Kercheval
 
Linux Computers:  889 of 1023

Unix soit qui mal y pense
        [Unix to him who evil thinks?]
 
Linux Computers:  890 of 1023

                                UNIX Trix

For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will
save your support staff a few hours of precious time.  Before you send your
next machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd
to 666 and make sure there is a copy somewhere on the disk.  Now when they
forget the root password, you can easily login as an ordinary user and correct
the damage.  Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
either.  If you need some help, give us a call.
                -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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