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And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
 
Linux Computers:  92 of 1023

Another megabytes the dust.
 
Linux Computers:  93 of 1023

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
 
Linux Computers:  94 of 1023

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
 
Linux Computers:  95 of 1023

Any program which runs right is obsolete.
 
Linux Computers:  96 of 1023

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
 
Linux Computers:  97 of 1023

... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.  Any
resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.  The
question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them
is left as an exercise for the reader.  The question of the existence of
the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient.  (A
discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope
of this article.)
 
Linux Computers:  98 of 1023

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
                -- Rich Kulawiec
 
Linux Computers:  99 of 1023

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
                -- Elizabeth Zwicky
 
Linux Computers:  100 of 1023

APL hackers do it in the quad.
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