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Linux Computers:  141 of 1023

BLISS is ignorance.
 
Linux Computers:  142 of 1023

Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details.  The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
                -- Bell System Technical Reference
 
Linux Computers:  143 of 1023

Brace yourselves.  We're about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides.  I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.'
                -- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"
 
Linux Computers:  144 of 1023

Brain fried -- Core dumped
 
Linux Computers:  145 of 1023

Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science.
                -- Randy Goebel
 
Linux Computers:  146 of 1023

        Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.
Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the
center of the dashboard.  "The experienced driver", he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."
 
Linux Computers:  147 of 1023

Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may
revitalize the corner saloon.
 
Linux Computers:  148 of 1023

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
 
Linux Computers:  149 of 1023

Building translators is good clean fun.
                -- T. Cheatham
 
Linux Computers:  150 of 1023

Bus error -- driver executed.
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