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Linux Cookie:  1001 of 1140

"I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
 
Linux Cookie:  1002 of 1140

"Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
 
Linux Cookie:  1003 of 1140

"Money is the root of all money."
-- the moving finger
 
Linux Cookie:  1004 of 1140

"...Greg Nowak:  `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?"
-- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu

"No.  You need to say less."
-- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
 
Linux Cookie:  1005 of 1140

"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.  Just
because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
does not make you any saner.  Doomed, eh?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
 
Linux Cookie:  1006 of 1140

"Obedience.  A religion of slaves.  A religion of intellectual death.  I like
it.  Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it
has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex
on his wrist.  I like that job!  Where can I sign up?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
 
Linux Cookie:  1007 of 1140

"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a
cockatoo."
-- George Bernard Shaw
 
Linux Cookie:  1008 of 1140

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and
those inside desperate to get out."
-- Montaigne
 
Linux Cookie:  1009 of 1140

"For a male and female to live continuously together is...  biologically
speaking, an extremely unnatural condition."
-- Robert Briffault
 
Linux Cookie:  1010 of 1140

"Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it."
-- Baskins
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