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Linux Cookie:  141 of 1140

"...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
 this would be a better world."  - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
 
Linux Cookie:  142 of 1140

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
 
Linux Cookie:  143 of 1140

"Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system]
 made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories." - Ted Nelson, October 1977
 
Linux Cookie:  144 of 1140

"All these black people are screwing up my democracy." - Ian Smith
 
Linux Cookie:  145 of 1140

Use the Force, Luke.
 
Linux Cookie:  146 of 1140

I've got a bad feeling about this.
 
Linux Cookie:  147 of 1140

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  148 of 1140

When I left you, I was but the pupil.  Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  149 of 1140

"Well, well, well!  Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
 
Linux Cookie:  150 of 1140

"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts.  I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
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