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Life. Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Anroid
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Linux Cookie: 164 of 1140 |
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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Linux Cookie: 165 of 1140 |
The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
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Linux Cookie: 166 of 1140 |
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
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Linux Cookie: 167 of 1140 |
It is your destiny.
- Darth Vader
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Linux Cookie: 168 of 1140 |
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
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Linux Cookie: 169 of 1140 |
How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
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Linux Cookie: 170 of 1140 |
How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
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Linux Cookie: 171 of 1140 |
To be is to program.
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Linux Cookie: 172 of 1140 |
To program is to be.
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