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Linux Cookie:  163 of 1140

Life.  Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Anroid
 
Linux Cookie:  164 of 1140

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
 
Linux Cookie:  165 of 1140

The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
 
Linux Cookie:  166 of 1140

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
 
Linux Cookie:  167 of 1140

It is your destiny.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  168 of 1140

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
 
Linux Cookie:  169 of 1140

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
 
Linux Cookie:  170 of 1140

How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
 
Linux Cookie:  171 of 1140

To be is to program.
 
Linux Cookie:  172 of 1140

To program is to be.
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