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Linux Cookie:  511 of 1140

Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.    -- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  512 of 1140

Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.    -- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  513 of 1140

"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
 -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
Linux Cookie:  514 of 1140

"Hello again, Peabody here..."
-- Mister Peabody
 
Linux Cookie:  515 of 1140

"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
 
Linux Cookie:  516 of 1140

"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac.  Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks."
-- Garrison Keillor
 
Linux Cookie:  517 of 1140

"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance,
science fiction..."
-- Art Spiegelman
 
Linux Cookie:  518 of 1140

"One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're
real boring to look at.  They're just badly designed.  People from the left
often are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design
classes, you know?"
-- Art Spiegelman
 
Linux Cookie:  519 of 1140

"If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead
 show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to
 the moon and back... and none of them would be
 complaining."
-- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times
 
Linux Cookie:  520 of 1140

"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs
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