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Linux Cookie:  521 of 1140

Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical
experiments instead of rats?

        a)  There are more lawyers than rats.
        b)  The scientist's don't become as
            emotionally attached to them.
        c)  There are some things that even rats
            won't do for money.
 
Linux Cookie:  522 of 1140

        "During the race
         We may eat your dust,
         But when you graduate,
         You'll work for us."
        -- Reed College cheer
 
Linux Cookie:  523 of 1140

Pohl's law:
         Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
 
Linux Cookie:  524 of 1140

Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Cookie:  525 of 1140

"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt
 
Linux Cookie:  526 of 1140

"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
 country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
 
Linux Cookie:  527 of 1140

"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
 
Linux Cookie:  528 of 1140

Noncombatant:  A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Cookie:  529 of 1140

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
 
Linux Cookie:  530 of 1140

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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