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Linux Cookie:  571 of 1140

"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it."
 -- C. Schulz
 
Linux Cookie:  572 of 1140

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make
empty prophecies.  The danger already exists that mathematicians have made
a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the
bonds of Hell."
 -- Saint Augustine
 
Linux Cookie:  573 of 1140

"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
 -- F. Borquin
 
Linux Cookie:  574 of 1140

 "I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means.  It means we
  get to keep all our old mistakes."
 -- Dennie van Tassel
 
Linux Cookie:  575 of 1140

"The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones."
 -- Nathaniel Howe
 
Linux Cookie:  576 of 1140

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
 
Linux Cookie:  577 of 1140

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that
you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".  Disraeli replied,
"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your
mistress."
 
Linux Cookie:  578 of 1140

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?"   -- Bugs Bunny
 
Linux Cookie:  579 of 1140

"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
 That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_
 
Linux Cookie:  580 of 1140

"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"
   "You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
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