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Linux Cookie:  581 of 1140

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)
 
Linux Cookie:  582 of 1140

"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?"
-- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)
 
Linux Cookie:  583 of 1140

"Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun.  And when it
disintegrates, it disintegrates.  (pulls trigger)  Well, what you do know,
it disintegrated."
-- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century
 
Linux Cookie:  584 of 1140

"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!"
-- Looney Tunes, "What's Opera Doc?" (1957, Chuck Jones)
 
Linux Cookie:  585 of 1140

"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
 
Linux Cookie:  586 of 1140

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The
terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."
-- Albert Einstein
 
Linux Cookie:  587 of 1140

"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
 
Linux Cookie:  588 of 1140

        "And we heard him exclaim
         As he started to roam:
         `I'm a hologram, kids,
          please don't try this at home!'"
        -- Bob Violence
-- Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence
 
Linux Cookie:  589 of 1140

"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against
the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get
 off my Ford Escort.'"
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live
 
Linux Cookie:  590 of 1140

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
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