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Linux Cookie:  611 of 1140

"You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!"
-- Bloom County
 
Linux Cookie:  612 of 1140

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can*
you believe?!"
-- Bullwinkle J. Moose
 
Linux Cookie:  613 of 1140

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
Linux Cookie:  614 of 1140

"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
 
Linux Cookie:  615 of 1140

"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
-- unknown
 
Linux Cookie:  616 of 1140

"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
-- John Huston
 
Linux Cookie:  617 of 1140

"Be there.  Aloha."
-- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_
 
Linux Cookie:  618 of 1140

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Linux Cookie:  619 of 1140

"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!"
-- Yosemite Sam
 
Linux Cookie:  620 of 1140

"There... I've run rings 'round you logically"
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
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