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Linux Cookie:  761 of 1140

"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
 
Linux Cookie:  762 of 1140

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
   "FIFTEEN!!  YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"
 
Linux Cookie:  763 of 1140

"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to
   get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.
 
Linux Cookie:  764 of 1140

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral
crisis, preserved their neutrality."
-- Dante
 
Linux Cookie:  765 of 1140

"The medium is the message."
-- Marshall McLuhan
 
Linux Cookie:  766 of 1140

"The medium is the massage."
-- Crazy Nigel
 
Linux Cookie:  767 of 1140

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
-- Vince Lombardi, football coach
 
Linux Cookie:  768 of 1140

"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington."
-- Admiral Grace Hopper
 
Linux Cookie:  769 of 1140

Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
 
Linux Cookie:  770 of 1140

The sprung doors parted and I staggered out into the lobby's teak and flicker.
Uniformed men stood by impassively like sentries in their trench.  I slapped
my key on the desk and nodded gravely.  I was loaded enough to be unable to
tell whether they could tell I was loaded.  Would they mind?  I was certainly
too loaded to care.  I moved to the door with boxy, schlep-shouldered strides.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
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