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Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical
experiments instead of rats?
a) There are more lawyers than rats.
b) The scientist's don't become as
emotionally attached to them.
c) There are some things that even rats
won't do for money.
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| Linux Cookie: 522 of 1140 |
"During the race
We may eat your dust,
But when you graduate,
You'll work for us."
-- Reed College cheer
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| Linux Cookie: 523 of 1140 |
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Cookie: 525 of 1140 |
"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt
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| Linux Cookie: 526 of 1140 |
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
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| Linux Cookie: 527 of 1140 |
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
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| Linux Cookie: 528 of 1140 |
Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Cookie: 529 of 1140 |
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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