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What to do in case of an alien attack:
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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| Linux Cookie: 602 of 1140 |
"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
- Ted Turner
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| Linux Cookie: 603 of 1140 |
"You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
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| Linux Cookie: 604 of 1140 |
"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"
-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_
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| Linux Cookie: 605 of 1140 |
"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
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| Linux Cookie: 606 of 1140 |
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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| Linux Cookie: 607 of 1140 |
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
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| Linux Cookie: 608 of 1140 |
"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
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| Linux Cookie: 609 of 1140 |
"Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
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| Linux Cookie: 610 of 1140 |
"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
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