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17th Rule of Friendship:
        A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of
        life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is
        noncancellable.
                -- Esquire, May 1977
 
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186,282 miles per second:
        It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
 
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18th Rule of Friendship:
        A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof
        to install your new aerial, which is the biggest son-of-a-bitch you
        ever saw.
                -- Esquire, May 1977
 
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2180, U.S. History question:
        What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
        office did he later hold?
 
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3rd Law of Computing:
        Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
 
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667:
        The neighbor of the beast.
 
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A hypothetical paradox:
        What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team,
        who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial
        Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
                -- Tom Galloway
 
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A Law of Computer Programming:
        Make it possible for programmers to write in English
        and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
 
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A musician, an artist, an architect:
        the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
                -- William Blake
 
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A new koan:
        If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
        If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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