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Fortune: 101 - 110 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Binary, adj.:
        Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
 
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Bing's Rule:
        Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
 
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Bipolar, adj.:
        Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York.
 
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birth, n:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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bit, n:
        A unit of measure applied to color.  Twenty-four-bit color
        refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
        cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago.
 
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Bizoos, n.:
        The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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blithwapping:
        Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
        wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
        The judge's jokes are always funny.
 
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Blore's Razor:
        Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
 
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Blutarsky's Axiom:
        Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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