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Fortune: 1041 - 1050 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  1041 of 1105

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly                   -- bullhead
-- booby                        -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker                    -- Clarence
                -- Gary Larson
 
Linux Definitions:  1042 of 1105

unfair competition, n.:
        Selling cheaper than we do.
 
Linux Definitions:  1043 of 1105

union, n.:
        A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
 
Linux Definitions:  1044 of 1105

Universe, n.:
        The problem.
 
Linux Definitions:  1045 of 1105

University, n.:
        Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable,
        and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix
        it, and ...

        [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I think you're destroying
         the credibility of the entire fortune program.  Ed.]
 
Linux Definitions:  1046 of 1105

Unnamed Law:
        If it happens, it must be possible.
 
Linux Definitions:  1047 of 1105

untold wealth, n.:
        What you left out on April 15th.
 
Linux Definitions:  1048 of 1105

User n.:
        A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
 
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user, n.:
        The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
                -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
 when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]
 
Linux Definitions:  1050 of 1105

vacation, n.:
        A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
        it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
        life-style to recuperate.
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