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All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from
the center of the terminal. Nobody ever had a reservation
on a plane that left Gate 1.
|Linux Definitions: 1062 of 1105|
The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the
number and significance of any persons watching it.
|Linux Definitions: 1063 of 1105|
"We'll look into it":
By the time the wheels make a full turn, we
assume you will have forgotten about it, too.
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The single most important word in the world.
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An index of the lack of development of a culture.
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A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are
least interested and say nothing about the other.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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Weinberg's First Law:
Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
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An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.