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Fortune: 1071 - 1080 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
        then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
 
Linux Definitions:  1072 of 1105

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
        There are no answers, only cross references.
 
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well-adjusted, adj.:
        The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.
 
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Westheimer's Discovery:
        A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
        couple of hours in the library.
 
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When asked the definition of "pi":
The Mathematician:
        Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
        circumference of a circle and its diameter.
The Physicist:
        Pi is 3.1415927, plus or minus 0.000000005.
The Engineer:
        Pi is about 3.
 
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Whistler's Law:
        You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
 
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White's Statement:
        Don't lose heart!

Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:
        ...they might want to cut it out...

Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary:
        ...and they want to avoid a lengthy search.
 
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Whitehead's Law:
        The obvious answer is always overlooked.
 
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Wiker's Law:
        Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
 
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Wilcox's Law:
        A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
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