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Fortune: 121 - 130 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Bower's Law:
        Talent goes where the action is.
 
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Bowie's Theorem:
        If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
 
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boy, n:
        A noise with dirt on it.
 
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Bradley's Bromide:
        If computers get too powerful, we can organize
        them into a committee -- that will do them in.
 
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Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
        When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
        easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
        have handled this?"
 
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brain, n:
        The apparatus with which we think that we think.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
        To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
        of error in an opponent.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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brain-damaged, generalization of "Honeywell Brain Damage" (HBD), a
theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in
Multics, adj:
        Obviously wrong; cretinous; demented.  There is an implication
        that the person responsible must have suffered brain damage,
        because he/she should have known better.  Calling something
        brain-damaged is bad; it also implies it is unusable.
 
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Bride, n.:
        A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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briefcase, n:
        A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.
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