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Fortune: 141 - 150 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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bug, n:
        An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
        The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends
        when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
 
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Bugs, pl. n.:
        Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
 
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Bumper sticker:
        All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest
        British manufacture.
 
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Bunker's Admonition:
        You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
 
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Burbulation:
        The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
        an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Bureau Termination, Law of:
        When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
        the number of employees in that bureau will double within
        12 months after the decision is made.
 
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bureaucracy, n:
        A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
 
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Bureaucrat, n.:
        A person who cuts red tape sideways.
                -- J. McCabe
 
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bureaucrat, n:
        A politician who has tenure.
 
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Burke's Postulates:
        Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
        Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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