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Fortune: 171 - 180 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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checkuary, n:
        The thirteenth month of the year.  Begins New Year's Day and ends
        when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
 
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Chef, n.:
        Any cook who swears in French.
 
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Cheit's Lament:
        If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
        the next time he's in need.
 
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Chemicals, n.:
        Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
 
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Cheops' Law:
        Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
 
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36:
        Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear
        where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
                -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81
 
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:
        The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
        for overheated passengers.  When your timer pops up, the driver will
        cheerfully baste you.
                -- Chicago Reader 5/28/82
 
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Chicken Soup:
        An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
        cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken soup
        can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
                -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
 
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Chism's Law of Completion:
        The amount of time required to complete a government project is
        precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
 
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Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
        When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
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