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Fortune: 221 - 230 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Consultation, n.:
        Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
 
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Conversation, n.:
        A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
        is called the listener.
 
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Conway's Law:
        In any organization there will always be one person who knows
        what is going on.

        This person must be fired.
 
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Copying machine, n.:
        A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages,
        and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't
        interested in reading them.
 
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Coronation, n.:
        The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible
        signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Correspondence Corollary:
        An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half
        your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.
 
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Corry's Law:
        Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
 
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court, n.:
        A place where they dispense with justice.
                -- Arthur Train
 
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Coward, n.:
        One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Creditor, n.:
        A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
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